Some people are really just too annoying.
Marc and I had dinner at Outback this past Friday night. We sat in the patio area, which isn't the bar area, but still has first-come, first-serve seating. Normally it's pretty quiet though.
We're starting out our meal, when these two girls walk in, and take the table next to us. One of the girls walks in, starts taking off her jacket, and declares, "OH, I'M TOO HOT." She's wearing a halter top underneath. Yeah, we're at Outback Steakhouse. Whatever.
Her friend was plain and unassuming and quiet. This was basically your stereotypical "pretty" girl and "ugly" girl friendship. I put those in quotes because the one girl wasn't really pretty, and the other wasn't totally ugly. But you know, it's where you have a pretty girl who has esteem issues, who hangs out with an ugly girl who worships her. It makes the pretty girl feel better, and the ugly girl gets to feel cool.
Anyways, so the obnoxious, "pretty" girl, starts telling her friend exactly what they're going to order. Coincidentally, she's loud enough that everyone in the room knows what they're going to order too.
Marc says, "SHUT UP" at one point.
This girl proceeds to talk LOUDLY, for the entire duration of their dinner. She's pretty clearly trying to get attention. She drops the F-bomb every two words, and REPEATEDLY reminds her friend (and all of us) about how she came from the Bronx and how she had it so tough and blah blah blah.
More topics of conversation included: how she was trying to juggle two men at once, and how risque she was being; declaring as she saw a December-May couple walk by that she would NEVER date an old fart like that, and that someone should shoot her if she ever did (someone should shoot her regardless); "I TOLD HIM HIS PENIS WAS TOO SMALL!"
You really had to be there to see how annoying and pathetic it was. I've never seen someone try so hard to be cool. She was a quintessential attention whore. It was really sad and humorous at the same time. I saw another couple at a table next to us laughing about her too.
Another annoying person (though not nearly as much as that girl) was this guy at Home Depot last night. So I'm there in line at the self-checkout, and there's one guy in line in front of me. There's also a couple of people in line behind me, and the line is growing.
Meanwhile, there's a guy at one of the checkstands with his 3-year-old daughter. He's got like multiple small items he's buying - I'm talking like 10 or 20 of each of these things. And he's handing them one by one to his daughter to let her scan them and drop them in the bag. She's 3, so she's doing this very slowly. But daddy is patient.
Now, this would be cute otherwise, but hello, there is a growing line of people waiting to check out their stuff and go home. And this dickhead is just slooooowly handing his daughter little packets of nuts and bolts one at a time.
Mister, it was cute the first time, but at some point a little consideration for others would be nice. I got in line while this guy was already checking out, and I was second in line. After I finished checking my stuff and was leaving, this guy was STILL handing his daughter stuff. I mean, c'mon. You freaking idiot.
I should've said something. I'm just too nice.
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